Funny, Funny Pages

I have a rather twisted sense of humour, as some of you may have guessed (the rest of you probably already know this for a fact). So I guess it's only natural that I have something like this, right? Of course. Essentially this page contains links to all the strange, bizzare, and downright twisted stuff I've found in my time on the net. I hope you enjoy all of it as much as I have!!

My Personal Collection: Many thanx to Beg, Manon, and Becky Harris for telling me of these great places, and for sending me so, so many of these little bits of amusement!

Jokes

• Thechno Teen, Humour Me: Is not updated a lot, but has good stuff. Not entierly dirty, not totally clean. Also check the Techno Teen homepage.
• Best Dirty Jokes in the World: Um, you want it, it's got it! Sex, bodily, blondes, lawyers, marrage, jocks, edible, and some VERY nasty ones under EEK! Can submit your own, too.
• CyberCheeze: Title says it all. Humour archive, joke archive, columns, and cartoons. You can even sign up for the daily joke mailing list.
• Joke of the Week: Not really of the week, but still refershed more often then some sites I know of. Often very funny, and will leave you grinning.
• Did You Know? A compliation of naughty questions and answers. Sure to get you smiling be you male for female.
• Funnies: 18 different categories ranging from College to political. All very funny!
• DaLaughBound: Medical Humor, Computer Humor, Men/Women Humor, Animal Humor, Student Humor, Murphy's Law (highly recomended), Fun Stuff, Political Humor, Miscellaneuous Humor, and Quotes.
• The Funny Bone: Wav's, jokes, everything. For those of us with sick senses of humour.
• Funny Bone: No, this is not a repeat of the above site. This is an archive of tons of jokes for you to enjoy. Also a monthly mailing list that your's truly is on. (What do you mean 'who?'!)
• 50+ Ways to Know You're in a TSA universe: I think about the only people who will fully apperciate this one are those who are on the TSA-talk mailing list. Funny though!
• The Fixer's Collection: Ideas for Pranks, Revenge and General Mayhem.
• 474 Things To Do When You're Bored: Trust me, the title says it all. Also a great list.
• STRANGE BUT TRUE: A fantastic collection of increadibly odd bits of trivia. Great laughs, especially if you have a dirty mind to go with some of the questions.
• Joke a Day: A mailing list and a repository of other miscellaneous time wasting stuff.
• World's Greatest Walking-into-a-bar Joke Page: And when they say world's greatest, they're NOT kidding! This thing is HUGE! Many hours/days/weeks (depening on your current life or lack of) to get though them all.
• Mefco's Random Joke Server: The Random Joke Server has over 7,000 jokes available in over a dozen topics. Also stories and a submission section.
• Way Too Cool.com: A good place for amusing quizes, e-cards, jokes, ect.

Ate My Balls Pages (Easily the single strangest phenonomon on the internet)

• Ate My Balls Mega Page: Links to almost all these twisted pages. Looking over the categories, you'd be amazed who/what eats balls nowadays.
• Darth Vader Crunched My Balls: Ate my balls, Star Wars style. Extraordinarily funny! My fav now that OJ Murdered My Balls is gone. (wah!)
• Batman Ate My Balls: More insanity as even the caped crusader is caught up in this massively twisted epidemic.
• Monica Lewinsky Ate My Balls: Art imitating life... contains some good jokes as well. Very adult in content.
• Mr. T Ate My Balls: The page that started it all! Not as well done as some of the later ones, but an undisputed classic all the same.

Mr.T vs pages

• Mr T vs Half-Life: Oh, my god! Mr. T takes on aliens in this cut and pasted adventure. While long loading, it's a MUST see! You got that foo?
• Mr.T vs Darth Maul: Star Wars newest bad-ass gets a whooping by Mr. T.

Comics

• Red Meat: The single most twisted comic strip I've ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on. Odd, but fantastic! DEFINETLY check the archives.
• The Parking Lot is Full: Just think of the love child of Farside and Bizzaro. On acid. A MUST see!
• Free Fall: A nice, twisted, bizzare sci-fi comic featuring a demented robot, an odd alien, and their fellow crew member, a canine-furry. New strips are on mon, wed, fri, and like my fav series B5, it has a semi-coherent plot! Sweet!
• Sevtrek: A comic strip that asks those questions all star trek fans wonder at and answers them in a way the show's procucers never would want to. Also allows you to create the punch lines for them!
• Homer, The Reluctant Soul: Not all souls that go to heaven are eager to resume new lives down here. These are the exploits of one of them, Homer.
• The Wiley Homepage: The creator of my fav comic, Non-Sequitur. Here are the archives of all the strips, and it's updated daily with new strips.
• Sluggy Freelance: B&W, good art, killer bunny, just about the strangest story line I have ever seen. Is it not nifty? Worship the comic.
• User Friendly: Cola nuts, computer geeks, and a sentient dust ball. You just know that this is going to be good.
• Nukees: A comic about the lives of characters on the UCLA Berkley campus. With such fun things as evil AIs, giant robotic ants, secert gov research, how can you not love it?
• Real Life Comics: Geeks, computers RPGs, and a wise ass cartoonist. Why can't my life by like this?

Generally twisted

• Drunk Fox: This site was pointed out one night on IRC. It's kindda cruel, you know. I mean, who would ever get a fox dunk? (Although I'm told I act like this when wasted). Don't know how it would sell the beer either, as the fox dosen't look too good. See for yourself.
• Sandlot Science: A fav site of mine. Here you can find impossible shapes (my fav), opitical illusions, distortion images, puzzles, and games. Fantastic site! (Java recomended)
• The Barney Fun Page: Kill Barney, kill barney, kill barney, kill barney, kill barney, kill barney!! ARGH!! Trust me, relieves frustration very well. Tip: Keep beating on the corpse and eventually you'll get different messages.
• Top 38 Ways to Kill Barney the Dinosaur: Oh, BABY! Many fun, creative ways to deal with the purple menace. And linked to 266 more ways.
• Bert is Evil: I knew it, I knew it!! Check this very strange page for the dirt on everyones favourite muppet. (Hey, the owner of this page goes by the name Deranged. Regarding this site and the one above, what do you expect?)
• Strange But True: A collection of odd, bizzare, and plane useless facts. Intriguing though!
• Offical Rock Paper Scissors Stragety Guide: Yes, you did read that right. Someone ACTUALLY went and made a page on this. Very professional, if you take RPS seriously.
• Exploding Wale: Yes, this is real!! Check it out, I can't describe it.
• PC World: Bet you didn't know of this one. All kinds of humourous utilities to put on yours, or better yet, a co-worker's system.
• Message Mates: A multitude of little animated messages to send your friends. Adult to general in scope, all very amusing.
• Puzzles and Games: A collection of brain teasers. More amusement then humour.
• Keep Your Boss Busy: Oh, does that say Idiot? Gee, I don't know what I could have been thinking... hee hee.
• BOB: The title All-knowing, all-wise (ass) A.I. fits him very well. Actual program that you can send in questions to and he will respond. VERY often hilarious in nature!!
• Ask Kosh: I am a huge Babalyon 5 fan. Here eveyone's fav Vorlon answers questions by actually speaking! Requies speakers and something able to play wav's.
• Internet Anagram Server: Not really funny, but just amazing what it can do.
• Complaint Generator: Yes, that is correct. Something that actually makes complaint-letters. With a minimum of information, it can often create some very good material.
• Free Sex: Free Sex?! Goody, goody! (Java script browser required)
• The Darwin Awards: Following the ideas of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards are given, usually posthumously, to the individual(s) who remove themselves from the gene pool in the most spectacular fashion.
• Monday Sucks: A great page, on which Mickey shows us just what to think of the first day of the week.
• John's Science Fiction pages: Serialized novels and other sci-fi items. Absolutely FANTASTIC! I suggest the Babylon 5--Monty Python Crossover page. You will ROAR at this, especially if you're a B5 fan.
• Funny, funny pictures: A collections of LYAOROTF pictures. Some (most) are very adult in nature.
• The Infamous Exploding Whale: Almost as funny as the Darwins. This is the page dedicated to that whale that was blown up in Oregon. You gotta see it to believe it!
• The Death Clock: When will YOU die? Extradinory fun, if a little morbid.
• The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer: When you work in a job where you are constantly using computers for long enough, you develop a certain anxious feeling which can pretty much only be cured by beating the hell out of an old computer or two. This shows you, in step by step format, how to do it.
• Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches: Illustrates how Strawberry Pop Tarts may be a cheap and inexpensive source of incendiary devices. Toasters which fail to eject Pop Tarts cause the Pop Tarts to emit flames 10-18 inches in height!
• Fun With Grapes: Using only cheap, readily-available equipment, you can create a spectacular lightshow in the comfort of your very own kitchen, providing hours of fun and excitement for your family, friends, and pets!
• Mark's Apology Note Generator: Love, marriage, and relationships can be difficult. Sometimes, all it takes is an apology. I've resorted to using this simple form for all my butt-kissing needs. Comes in several flavors.
• Babalyon Park: By G'Quon! They killed Koshi! TV's most twisted cartoon meets its best sci-fi series. Kicking ass in outer space!.... and eating Cheezy Spoo. (The other blue meat). Also check the B5 -- Monty Python cross over page.
• Dumb Laws: Here we have a huge collection of the most senseless laws in the entire United States and the world.
• The Laws of Anime: is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenom that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. A must see, as they're so true you have to laugh.
• Kibo's Homepage: The homepage of Kibology. I'm not even going to TRY and explain.
• $80 Keychains: Use your old/new comptuer to make something that will have people further questioning your sanity.
• News of the Weird: A selection of articles that will have YOU questioning the sanity of those around you.
• The Jar-Jargonizer: Someone actually took the time and the imagination to create a forum where you enter a web page URL or type an e-mail in the provided forum, and it will change it into a dialect pretty close to that annoying gungan from Star Wars ep 1. I reccomend using it on a pron site or something similar :)
• JarJar must DIE: A page dedicated to the extermination of the hated JarJar Binks! A must see is the Star Wars Humour Section.
• The Brunching Shuttlecock: A series of articles and editorials that are as pure and simple as a hammer to the forebrain.:
• DevilBunnies: After falling down a rabbit hole, you seem to have stumbled upon a whole new world. The first hint is the axe wielding man wearing a battered Stetson hat alongside a fourteen foot ferrotti,battling a horde of cute bunny rabbits. A page that must be seen to be believed. The war goes on everywhere...
• Computer Stupidities: For the computer literate, this sight is both humourous and painfuly sad. For those not as technically savy, I guess it'd just be puzzling. These are apparently all real calls to help lines as well. A must see!
• Punch Bill Gates!: Get to beat up the anti-christ creator of Micro$oft!
• newgrounds.com: A site that is host to many fun and twisted games. All involve Shockwave.
• Badmovies.org: A website to the detriment of good film. Here is a safe place to indulge in your more unsavory cinematic tastes. Contains howling reviews of all manner of bad movie, including still and mpgs of classic moments.
• Refdesk.com -- Random & Useless Things: Quotes, trivia, an Elizabethan Curse Generator. How can you beat a place like this?
• The Mistings Archive: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) Over the last several years, hundreds of different mistings have been written. As many as could be found have been archived here, and indexed for your convience.
• Ask Satan: An ever amusing advice column where people write to ask the Prince of Darkness for his advice on various issues. The kicker is that he often gives advice that make Ann Landers look like a total moron (not that that's much of an accomplishment).
• The Crate Review System: Ever wonder how First Person Shooters should be ranked? Well, here is a very inventive system created by two crazy teens and one vengful old man.
• Stan's Insult Generator: Ever need to tell off someone in a really creative way but couldn't think of it? Well, that's where stan comes in! Variable levels of abuse included.
• Elizabethan Curse Generator: Ever want to tell someone off in style? Or at least confuse the hell out of them? Here is a most amusing way to do it.
• Annoyances.org: A page dedicated to the annoyances of Windows. I reccomend the Win95 story page for some very amusing OS anecdotes.
• Japanese Game Title Generator: You push the button to stop the spinning words to make your new game title. Some of the results can get pretty... perverse.
• Quake:n uskontunnustus: A revision of a well known biblical passage for all us quake gamers out there. Really surprising not to have seen this on User Friendly yet
• Ad Campaign for an Internet Company: There must be something in the water in Brazil, I sware...
• Sanity Test: Only natural one should exist on my page. (BTW, it gave me a negarive result :P )
• Stickdeath!: Huge amounts of animated death! See stick figures die in many gory and inventive ways. Both passive and interactive. Flash needed.
• Psycho Girlfriends: There comes a time in many relations when they must end. But what if she won't let go?
• Beat Him to a Bloody Pulp: Don't you just hate that damned monkey?!
• Jesus Christ Supertore: Action figures from various major religions are now up for grabs!
• IFilms: Collections of cheesy, amature made movies. Some good, some bad, some ugly (very). I recommend Summoner Geeks. You'll bust a gut laughing!
• The Corporation: Creating fresh, modern humour product since the turn of the last century. Contains icons, amusing articles, kitty porn, ect
• Crazy.nl: Pictures, comics programs, movies, wallpaper, screensavers, links. Odd in the extreme sense :P
• The Romp: Flash files, games, cartoons, much gross out. Definetly a site for men only
• America Offline: A vicious rant, complete with jokes, logs of prank calls, and assorted items all against that vicious online entity know as AOL.
• Purity Tests: We've all heard about these things. Here are several sex ones, tech ones, and a ton of misc ones. The Dr Seuss sex test is a must see!
• Electric Fun Stuff!: A great site. Personally, I love the songs they have there. Also an actual technical business.

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